Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.
So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.
Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.
I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.
Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.
I’m with Nini (counting reblogversations as IM’ing), armed with an axe and an assault rifle, with a life-time supply of milk and donuts.
LET’S DO THIS THING
My English teacher, a longbow, and a lifetime supply of maple cinnamon bagels with light cream cheese.
Relatively fucked, I’d say.
Katy Henry and I will be eating El Monterey Beef and Bean Chimichangas while defending ourselves with a FAMAS.
Haha well me and Emily will be using the portal gun to survive while eating seared Ahi tuna all gourmet!! What’s up with that!
